What dog is the most self-conscious about its weight?
Which parent cares the most for the environment?
What's the laziest vegetable?
Why were the dog and the cow such good friends?
Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?
Why is it hard to ski on fresh snow?
Why did the goat become a lawyer?
Which animals make the best football players?
Why did the stormcloud blow past New York on Thanksgiving?
What's E.T. short for?
What did the robot want for Christmas?
Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?
What is the difference between Yankee fans and dentists?
What do you call a factory that only makes decent products?
What did Santa bring the naughty soccer player?
What's a horse's favorite car?
How are toddlers and those who attempted to build a tower to heaven similar?
What's a dentist's favorite movie?
What's the only career where you can never sit down?
What did the waiter ask the frog?