What is the difference between Yankee fans and dentists?
One roots for the yanks, and the other yanks for the roots.
Why did the cow go to outer space?
Which celebrity is the biggest fan of hats?
I'm not a bad putter.
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?
How does a polar bear build a house?
What's the world's weakest animal?
Where do vampires keep their money?
My Valentine this year is a goalie.
What's a reptile's favorite movie?
What is a canine's favorite toy to play with in the snow?
What does a lion call an antelope?
What do you say to a rabbit on its birthday?
Why was the room so hot during the college graduation?
Which animals make the best football players?
What do you call a lion who has eaten your mother's sister?
What do you call a sarcastic duck?
What's the worst kind of bread for sandwiches?
What's a cat's favorite board game?
What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day?