What is the difference between Yankee fans and dentists?
One roots for the yanks, and the other yanks for the roots.
How do basketball players eat Oreo® cookies?
Why did the photographer attract so many mice?
What U.S. state has the most math teachers?
Why are frogs always happy?
What do you call a vacation at home?
What do you say to a really good barista?
What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?
What do cats say when their basketball shot misses the basket?
What do you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?
What animal has more lives than a cat?
What did the cheerleader bring her mom for breakfast on Mother's Day?
What did the boy say after a long day at the beach?
Guitarists are so stressed out.
What do you call two birds stuck together?
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
What do you call a wolf that gets lost?
What's a forklift?
Why do cats always get what they want?
Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away?
Why does a bottle of wine make the perfect Father's Day gift?