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Thanks a latte!
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What happened to the scientist that really loved potassium?
What do you call a retired cowboy?
Where does food go to take a nap?
What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?
How much room do fungi need in order to grow?
Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?
Which celebrity loves to go on vacation?
What do you call a monkey that wins a sporting event?
What's the difference between cats and dogs?
Why is it safe to tell a mummy your secret?
What vegetable still uses slang from the '80s?
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What did the ghost drink when it was trying to stay healthy?
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What do you call soccer players on opposing teams falling in love?