How do you prevent a summer cold?
Why did the lamb cross the road?
How does a barber get to work?
Why was Santa's little helper embarrassed?
Where did Captain Hook purchase his hook?
What's a cat's favorite color?
What's it called when a basketball team loses in the NCAA division 1 tournament?
What does Santa use to help himself walk?
What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?
What's the most popular sport on the Fourth of July?
Why does bread have a hard time waking up in the morning?
What do you call someone who sees a robbery at an Apple Store?
What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?
When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?
How does dinner smell?
What kind of dog has the worst allergies?
Why couldn't the senior feline see anymore?
Why did the detectives show up at the concert at the beach?
Which animal will never go bald?
Why do hogs make terrible dinner guests?