Where do pigs learn magic?
Hogwarts.
Which farm animals are famous painters?
Why did the snake cross the road?
Why did the whale cross the road?
What did Santa bring the naughty soccer player?
Why was the picture sent to jail?
What did summer say to spring?
Why couldn't the ice cream get a second date?
What do you get if cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones?
Why does Coca-Cola® read so much literature?
Who is the most forgiving celebrity?
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
What is sand's favorite movie?
How did you know the musical notes were related to each other?
How do you know a lawyer is lying?
What do you call it when two letters make a wager?
What did summer say to autumn on their first date?
What do you get if you cross a pile of mud with a pig?
What's the most popular cat in New England?
What's a soda's favorite show at Disneyland®?
What is a ghost's favorite bedtime story?