Where do pigs learn magic?
Hogwarts.
How does Darth Vader like his toast?
Why do two skunks argue?
What do you call a poodle that's always wet?
What do sheep always carry on a hot day?
What do you call someone who tells dad jokes, but doesn't have any kids?
What's faster, the heat or the cold?
Where was Noah born?
Why did the cake strike out in baseball?
Why did the wizard ace his math test?
My leaf blower doesn't work.
What is the most attractive fruit?
What animal keeps up with all the trends?
What kind of car did the disciples drive on their road trip?
What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?
What do a hot day and a doctor have in common?
Why does Rudolph love to get wet?
What time does everyone love to drink?
Why do baseball players love bowling?
What was the cow's response when she caught her calf lying to her?
Where do cats go on vacation?