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A book just fell on my head.
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What do construction workers do at Labor Day parties?
Where do rabbits go out to dance?
Who do insects see to get their taxes done?
What kind of pet does Snow White™️ have?
What did the drummer name his twin daughters?
What did the chef say when he made five great dishes in a row?
What dog wears contact lenses?
How do you cut the ocean in two?
What do you call a blind dinosaur?
Why is a banana the most popular fruit?
Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?
What's the best part about Valentine's Day?
Why did the Yorkie make a bad watchdog?
What do you call a belt made of clocks?
What do you call Grandpa when he's in a bad mood at the beach?
What do lions eat on their cheat day?
What do you call a group of elephants in the pool?