What's Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents?
Santa pause.
What did the salad say to its dad?
What did the pear say to the celery stick?
Which parent knows if you are running late?
Where do mermaids see movies?
Who is the most forgiving celebrity?
Why did the big cat get disqualified from the Olympics®?
What do birds say to encourage each other?
How did one orca ask the other to be his valentine?
Why are goats so funny?
Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?
What is Santa's favorite dessert?
What animal could Noah not trust?
How many beers does it take to get a tropical bird drunk?
Why does an elephant wear sneakers?
What type of bean doesn't have protein?
When did they play tennis in the Bible?
What do you call the Tom Cruise movie about ice cream?
What do cats say when their basketball shot misses the basket?
What do birds say to show affection to their spouses?
What do you get if you cross a pile of mud with a pig?