Why did the pumpkin give up acting?
What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?
What's the difference between a bad joke and a dad joke?
What does Santa use to help himself walk?
Why did the cat run away from the tree?
What do you call meat that is cooked incorrectly?
Why do cows wear bells?
Why do archers make great cow optometrists?
What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?
Why do rhinos charge?
Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper?
What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?
Why did the boy go back to school with his pants tucked into his socks?
What do you call a sarcastic duck?
Where do bees go on their vacation?
What do you get when you play country music backwards?
What did the teacher say about the pizza student?
What kind of key opens a haunted house?
Why do bears hibernate in the winter?
What kind of cheese can you sew with?