Why did the squid go to the office supplies store?
What types of dogs do fortune tellers always choose?
Who is a Dutch cat's favorite actor?
Why did the wildcat have such a successful email newsletter?
What is the first day of orientation called for locomotive conductors?
Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?
What type of undergarments does a lawyer wear?
What did the doctor say when the nurse told him the invisible man was there?
What nut can you never use a credit card to buy?
If you're Catholic, where do you go on December 25th?
How do birds threaten one another?
What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?
Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?
What's a magical horse's favorite vegetable?
Why was the goat sad when her son went to college?
What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving?
Who is a pig's favorite Star Wars® character?
How do you know bees have allergies?
What is an insect's favorite game?
How did the two figs make their marriage last?