Why do churches struggle with counting money?
What is a ghost's favorite bedtime story?
Why did the body of water think so much?
What do dads say after they eat too much on Thanksgiving?
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
Which kinds of horses make the best bakers?
What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?
What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?
What did the rock say when someone called it a flower?
Who is a house's favorite band?
What did the wolf say when it stubbed its toe?
What happened to the scientist that really loved potassium?
What did the basketball player say when he lost his job?
Where does the president keep his razor?
What did the boat say to the oar on Valentine's Day?
What did the teacher say about the pizza student?
Why did the lemon stop in the middle of the road?
What did the tiger eat after having his teeth pulled?
How do you spot a modern spider?
Did you know that felines don't bite?