What's the best way to get your kids' attention?
Sit down and look comfortable.
Did you see that all the ice and snow is melting?
How did the two figs make their marriage last?
What do you call a martial artist's facial hair?
How do elves travel around the North Pole?
What's a cat's favorite snack?
Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
What's a toad's favorite ballet?
What's a pastor's favorite city?
What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?
This candy bar is a real home run.
Why did the judge send the turtle to jail?
Which dog loves to rob banks?
What do you call a rabbit barber?
What state is famous for tiny soft drinks?
Why did the worker get fired from the calendar factory?
What happens when a frog's car dies?
What kind of pie does a bird love to eat?
Why do track athletes never give up on anything?
Why do superstitious people only use doorbells?
What is dry on the outside, filled with water, and blows up buildings?