What did the pear say to the celery stick?
What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much?
What type of car do planets buy?
Why are goats so funny?
What do you call it when CO2 goes out to dinner?
Where would you put an injured insect?
What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?
Why was the robot so sleepy after her road trip?
What vegetable still uses slang from the '80s?
What do you call a litter of young dogs who have come in from the snow?
Who is the nicest celebrity around?
You know there's no official training for trash collectors?
Why did the dog get kicked out of the cemetery?
Who helps the little pumpkins cross the road to school?
My brother is my partner in crime.
How do you compliment a cat?
What does Santa call his wife at tax time?
Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
Why did the boy go back to school with his pants tucked into his socks?
What does a bicyclist ride during the winter?