Why did the car need to take an afternoon nap?
It was out of gas.
How do trees get access to the internet?
Why is Gaston™️ the most peaceful Disney® villain?
Have you ever seen Orion's Belt?
Why did the fish blush?
What do you call a baby dinosaur?
What do you call a noodle in disguise?
Why does an elephant wear sneakers?
What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?
Our friend wants to give up being a postman to be an actor.
Why is a frog luckier than a cat?
What's a ghost's favorite drink?
What happened when Ben Franklin told a joke to the Liberty Bell?
When is a baseball player like a thief?
Why are construction workers so good at parties?
That bird won't stop squawking.
Why do bison love to spread gossip?
Why was the dog overweight?
I broke my finger!
What is the solar system's favorite candy?
What do you put your drinks on in amusement parks?