How do you know if a cow is having a rough day?
What do you get when you put a radio in a fridge?
Where do mice leave their boats?
How does a cucumber turn into a pickle?
Which Count makes the best pie crust?
What kind of food does work on an apartment building?
What happened when the quarterback told a joke to his receivers?
What do moms say is bad for both family trips and sleeping?
Which candy bar can't stop laughing?
What kind of tea did the American colonists want?
Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?
What did the mommy bullet say to the daddy bullet?
Why was the attorney's pregnancy so easy for her?
Where did the school kittens go for their field trip?
What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?
Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?
What do you call a lemon that cleans things?
Why did the cat think it was a wizard?
What kind of tea is hard to swallow?
Who's the biggest downer in baseball?