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Did you hear about the vacuum cleaner that can cut your housework in half?
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Why did the skeleton attend the backyard barbecue?
What kind of shoes do you make with banana skins?
What's a computer's most sacred holiday?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of currency?
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What did the waiter ask the frog?
When should you start writing a book?
Did you hear the crazy rumor about butter?
Why did the Little League® player run to the park during his time at bat?
What do you call an orchard full of relatives?
Two silkworms got in a fight.
What fish sings the best?
Why did the lemon stop in the middle of the road?
What animal is undefeated in all sports?
What did the wolf say when it stubbed its toe?
Why is it so cold at Christmas time?
What's the most masculine animal?