Which Count makes the best pie crust?
The Count of Monte Crisco.
Who is Santa's favorite character on Sesame Street®?
Why are ET's eyes so big?
Why did the DJ have to break up with his XM™️ radio?
What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?
Why did the mother duck make such a great schoolteacher?
What famous scientist will try anything?
What do you call siblings who love math?
Why does rain make a great waiter at a restaurant?
We had a discussion about roses.
Which position in soccer always plans for the future?
What do you find at the end of everything?
Why didn't the lamp sink in the water?
Why did the poor dog chase his own tail?
How do you make a hamburger laugh?
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?
Coffee has a rough time in our household.
Why did the worker get fired from the calendar factory?
Why wasn't the food on the small aircraft good?
What does Santa call Christmastime?
Why did the chicken go to the seance?