Why was the pickle self-conscious?
What do my dog and my cellphone have in common?
What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer?
Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?
Why is the letter A like a spring flower?
Did you hear about the two horses that fell in love?
Why can't dogs operate MRI machines?
How do you raise a baby elephant?
What animal could Noah not trust?
Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?
How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?
What is the best thing about Switzerland?
What did the light bulb say to the lamp on Valentine's Day?
What did the stair machines call each other?
What's a frog's favorite sport?
What dinosaur had the best vocabulary?
How did the cowboy greet his wife every day after work?
What's the best part about Valentine's Day?
What did the mother rope say to her child?
Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?