Why couldn't the sesame seed leave the casino?
Because it was on a roll.
Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?
What kind of dogs do the best at the Olympic® winter games?
Which famous author is also a ruler?
What is a math teacher's favorite sum?
What pasta is always ready for a formal event?
What's a storm cloud's favorite Garth Brooks song?
Which fly makes films?
Where do baby ghosts go during the day?
Why didn't the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?
Why do math teachers love hiking?
What kind of bird works at a construction site?
Which of the cardinal sins is the cutest?
Do dads always snore?
Why did the poor dog chase his own tail?
Why does an elephant wear sneakers?
Which celebrity can be sedimentary, igneous, or metamorphic?
What do moms say is bad for both family trips and sleeping?
What part of the orchestra do rhinos play in?
How do you get out of an elephant's stomach?
Where do rabbits go after their wedding ceremony?