Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?
They love to eat sue-shi.
How do elephants talk to each other from long distances?
Where is the coldest place to work?
Why is there so much gossip in a beehive?
When you die, what part of the body dies last?
How does Darth Vader like his toast?
What is the most popular 70s band among birds?
What do you call an orchard full of relatives?
What did one car bumper say to another after the accident?
What's the name of Scrooge's brother with bad allergies?
Why was the pilot so easily distracted?
What's a henway?
Why was the ocean too hot to swim in?
Where do dogs go when they want a buffet?
What do scuba divers wear to bed?
Why did the dinosaur go to the doctor?
Did you take the patient's temperature?
What do cubs eat when their mom is out of town?
How do bears keep cool?
What kind of birds make the best thieves?
What do Nestlé® chocolate chip cookies drive on?