When you die, what part of the body dies last?
The pupils... they dilate.
What kind of tree loves to go to the ocean?
What did the salad say to its dad?
What is a golfer's worst nightmare?
What vegetables make the best music?
What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
What's a mom's favorite headwear?
Where does the president keep his razor?
Why do trees try new things so often?
What do ducks get after they eat?
What do you call a long line of people waiting for their hotdog?
How do you prevent a summer cold?
What do you call poorly behaved winter wear?
What type of car do planets buy?
What did the light bulb say to the lamp on Valentine's Day?
Why are construction workers so good at parties?
What did the wolf say to the flea?
Why was the lamb so nervous at parties?
What is the most attractive fruit?
Why was the bull kicked out of the store?
What's a cat's favorite color?