How do you stop an angry elephant from charging?
Which hot drink loves golf?
What do cows always add to their salad?
What kind of bird is always on pitch in choir?
What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?
Why did the baby wrap itself in paper strips and move to Egypt?
What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?
What did the antelope husband call his wife?
What is a Christian's favorite workout plan?
What type of shoes in a ninja's favorite?
Why did Harry Potter™ suddenly go bald in his teens?
What did the mother worm say to the little worm who was late?
What do you call a bakery thief that leaves a trail?
Why did the border collie get a raise?
Why does a milking stool only have two legs?
What do you get if you cross a tiger with a snowman?
What grade did the NASA employee get on her exam?
Why was the antelope's son so stubborn?
Why doesn't anybody like noisy tennis players?
What instrument did the door play in the band?