What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?
We have to stick together.
What animal has the most fun?
Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?
What do sheep love to spread on crackers?
What snacks always have the best tan?
Why wouldn't the Pharaoh let the Hebrews go?
Why did the tree cry at the end of the romantic comedy?
What does a fish say after sharing a new idea?
What did the painter say to the wall?
What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?
Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?
Why did Spider-Man get in trouble with his mom?
What did the baker say about the bread it made on Easter?
Why did the God of Thunder need to stretch his muscles so much when he was a kid?
What do you call a silly hill?
What's a father's favorite flower?
Where does laundry go to college?
What food would you expect to come from pigs?
What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?
Why was the stadium steaming hot after the game?
Why are fish terrible at giving speeches?