Why was the stadium steaming hot after the game?
All of the fans left.
What's the best method for making an apple turnover?
What kind of dog works at a bakery?
What do you call a silly hill?
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
What did the basketball player say when he lost his job?
What do you call a monkey who spends a day at the tanning bed?
Why did the cell phone lose his job?
Which bird would make a great farmer?
Why are sheep such great pranksters?
What do donkeys take to go to the store?
What do you call a group of people pretending to be related?
Why did the vegetable call the plumber?
What kind of bean never grows in a garden?
Which of the cardinal sins is the cutest?
What did Santa say to inspire Rudolph to join his sleigh?
Who is Texas' favorite superstar?
What is the most faithful insect?
Which artist got her name for selling out arenas the quickest?
Where did the chemist have his lunch?
Why don't basketball players vacation well?