Why was the tire self-conscious?
Why did the worker get fired from the calendar factory?
Why did the clock get removed from the library?
Where did the broccoli go to have a few drinks?
Where does Taco Bell serve in the US government?
Where do stars go to college?
What's a priest's favorite food?
What does one piece of bread say to the other?
What bird shouldn't drink coffee?
Where do writing utensils go on vacation?
What do you call it when someone asks for their coworker's hand in marriage?
Families are like fudge.
How does a pizza introduce itself?
Why did Tarzan spend so much time on the golf course?
Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?
Why was the bank robbed on St. Patrick's Day?
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
How can you spot a jealous shamrock?
What position does lemonade play in baseball?
What sound do you hear when a cow breaks the sound barrier?