What's a pirate's favorite color?
What kind of bird makes the most important rules?
What did the coach say to the broken vending machine?
What's a writing utensil's favorite state?
Why don't they have Mother's Day sales?
Who are crows' favorite family members?
What's the slowest 5k?
Why don't math teachers like conspiracy theories?
What did the cat say when he fell off the table?
What snacks always have the best tan?
What is a king's favorite weather?
Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?
Why did the cell phone lose his job?
What's the difference between cats and dogs?
What's red and smells like blue paint?
Why did the boy spit out his birthday dessert?
How does a lion greet other animals?
What table can you never sit at?
Why didn't the lamp sink in the water?
In football math, what is a quarterback worth more than?