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When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?
What do you call a pig with no clothes on?
What's a vegetable's favorite game to play?
Why did the lamb's mom have to lock her door at night?
What did the two grasslands become when their parents got married?
Why do baseball players love bowling?
What do jokesters study in college?
What's a fork's favorite holiday?
What's 90 degrees and never incorrect?
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What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?
What did the woman ask God for while driving?
Which artist got her name for selling out arenas the quickest?
Why is it impossible to have a conversation with a crustacean?
What animal could Noah not trust?
What do you call it when a rose runs a race in spring?
Where does cheese invest its money?
What is Mike Tyson's favorite bowl?
Which dogs love to study science?