What do you get when you play country music backwards?
What did the cupcakes say to the icing?
What do you call a puppy with a fever?
Why are books always so angry?
How do you make a Kleenex dance?
Why was the spring storm in a great mood?
Which animal loves to have a good time?
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?
What do you give a pony with a cold?
Why is the coffee bean so sensitive?
What do you call the pig that does karate?
Why did the train always get heated in an argument?
How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm?
What did the bat say to his girlfriend?
Why could no one recognize the sheep?
Why was the mime upset?
What do you call a rabbit barber?
What instrument does a baseball player play in a band?
Why can't you trust a pig?