What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?
What do you call a pig with no clothes on?
What's a toad's favorite sweet?
Why is shrubbery so bad at being direct with people?
What do you call a small pepper in late autumn?
What do you call fowl that fly into windows?
What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb?
What did the baby bird say on Halloween?
What's a chiropractor's favorite genre of music?
What car picked Mickey and Minnie up for their movie premiere?
What car has four-wheel drive and flies?
What did the woman ask God for while driving?
If Dorothy missed Kansas, what did Toto miss?
What should you do when no one laughs at your science jokes?
What is an insect's favorite game?
Why is an elephant braver than a hen?
What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?
Where do optometrists go on vacation?
What's a goose's favorite book?
Why did my sister bury her lightbulb?