What do Jedis® say on Valentine's Day?
What is the worst holiday to watch old westerns on?
Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?
What do you call a lemon that cleans things?
My grandma started walking five miles a day when she was 60.
What is it called when you're overcharged for a package?
Why was the coyote family such good singers?
What did the baby bull grow up to be?
What is a cat's favorite math problem?
What outfit is appropriate for a dinner in the Arctic?
Why did the winter storm need cataract surgery?
What's a duck's favorite ballet?
What is a ghost's favorite bedtime story?
What did summer say to spring?
Who always has a date on Valentine's Day?
What medicine would you give an ill ant?
Where did the lions move to when they came to the US?
What do you call a cow with two legs?
Why are hockey rinks always rounded?
My friend David had his ID stolen.