Who always has a date on Valentine's Day?
A calendar!
Why is it hard to ski on fresh snow?
What cookies are best enjoyed outside?
Did you know you can actually listen to the blood in your veins?
What's Bigfoot's favorite musical part to sing?
Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?
Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?
What do you call a kitty that likes to fight?
Why is tennis the least romantic sport?
What do you call a car that's always thirsty?
What is it called when you're overcharged for a package?
What's the best band to listen to in autumn?
Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?
What do puppies celebrate on February 2nd?
Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?
Why didn't the melons get married?
What did the duck say when his friend pulled a prank on him?
What do you call a gathering of single hikers?
Who delivers the cat's Christmas presents?
Where do dads go to dance on Father's Day?
What time does everyone love to drink?