Why couldn't the tiger run any faster in the race?
Which celebrity always frowns?
Who helps the little pumpkins cross the road to school?
Who is the nicest celebrity around?
Which dance will a chicken not do?
Why did the cat put on a cocktail dress?
Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?
What did the cats name their clothing brand?
Why are cats so good at finding dates?
What is blue and not heavy?
Where did the boat go when it was sick?
Why are sheep such great pranksters?
What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?
How much does freedom weigh?
What is a math teacher's favorite sport?
OK, that's enough fish puns.
Why do baseball players go to Denny's® after games?
What does bread say when it gets too warm?
Why do elephants have trunks?
Why did the spider eat fireflies every evening?