Why couldn't the tiger run any faster in the race?
Because his opponent had him by the tail.
Why are elephants so wrinkled?
What did the waiter ask the frog?
Why did Spider-Man get in trouble with his mom?
Why was the bull kicked out of the store?
Why are the brother and sister always cold?
What did you learn in school today, son?
How many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?
What grandma is always trying to give you fruit?
Where do dads go to dance on Father's Day?
What do ghosts turn on in summer?
Did you hear about George Clooney's new animated series?
Which president loved to take baths?
Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
What do you call a cow with two legs?
Which animal is the best at trying new things?
Why did the duck cross the road?
What do puppies use to take their lunch to school?
What do you call fowl that fly into windows?
Why was the tire self-conscious?
What type of flower grows up too fast?