Why couldn't the tiger run any faster in the race?
Because his opponent had him by the tail.
How did the volcano confess its feelings to the other volcano?
What animals make the best students?
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?
Why didn't the elephant buy a suitcase for his summer camp?
What do you call a small pepper in late autumn?
Why did the cell phone lose his job?
What did one plate say to the other?
Where do they produce Christian films?
What did one pepper say when the other pepper asked her out?
How did the two figs make their marriage last?
What did the Husky mom say to her puppies at dinner?
Why do shoemakers go to heaven?
Why did the stormcloud blow past New York on Thanksgiving?
What do dads love to eat after dinner?
How does one gelatin greet another?
What do you call the donkey with 3 legs?
What tree is always ready for fall baking?
What did the baby bird say on Halloween?
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?