Why did the student eat their homework?
How does one gelatin greet another?
Why did the pianist put his head on the piano?
What did the bread do on vacation?
What did the fisherman say when his fishing line got tangled?
What should you say to a pig on February 14th?
What do you call a thieving alligator?
Why are boxers good comedians?
What's an eagle's favorite Lynyrd Skynyrd song?
Which animal can never take a long bubble bath?
Why was the scrapbook so proud of its education?
Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?
Knock, knock. Who's there? To. To who?
What do construction workers do at Labor Day parties?
How do you make a hamburger laugh?
Which dog dreams of being a matador?
Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?
What currency do you use to spend a summer day on the beach?
What did the octopus use to write his novel?
Why are trees so carefree this time of year?