How can you make 7 even?
Where do stars go to college?
How do you know if a cow is having a rough day?
Why did the sailor lose his job?
What dog loves to take bubble baths?
Where do shellfish go to borrow money?
What do you call a Volkswagen bus at the top of a hill?
What kind of tea did the American colonists want?
What's a partridge's favorite fruit?
Why did the squirrel check into a mental hospital?
Why were the flies playing football in a saucer?
What do British people and golfers have in common?
Where do moms like to vacation in Florida?
Why does the priest love swiss cheese?
What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
Where do pigs sleep during the summer?
Why shouldn't you trust stairs?
What did the French chef say when he made a mistake?
Why did the coal worker never sing the melody in the choir?