What type of pasta helps you relax?
Spa-ghetti.
Where did the lions move to when they came to the US?
What do you call an animal pop star?
How do football players deal with their problems?
What game do cows play at parties?
What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?
Why did someone ask the baseball player to punch them?
How does NASA organize a company party?
Which part of a car is always the warmest?
Why was the storm actually calm?
What do you call a smelly horse?
What do you call a silly hill?
What did the duck say when his friend pulled a prank on him?
What did the boat say to the oar on Valentine's Day?
What did one shamrock say to the other when it saw a leprechaun?
Why couldn't the NBA® player date the WNBA® player?
How do brand new spring flowers greet each other?
What did the sickly elevator say?
Why was the antelope's son so stubborn?
What did the woman ask God for while driving?
Did you hear about the vacuum cleaner that can cut your housework in half?