Where do cows go on the weekend?
Why did the mother duck make such a great schoolteacher?
Why did the big cat marry someone so much younger than her?
Which parent cares the most for the environment?
Why don't wolves like fast food?
Where do books sleep?
What part did the grizzly have in the choir?
My grandmother bakes cookies the fastest.
Why should you wear leather when trying to stay unnoticed?
If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?
Why was the cat so small?
What dinosaur loves to play golf?
Why did the tree go to the dentist?
What do you call your favorite brother-in-law?
Why do people always trip on September 22?
Why did Beethoven give away his chickens?
Did you hear about the dogs that just started dating?
Which celebrity has the best handwriting?
What do you call the dog magician?
How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?