What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?
What do a grandmother and a website have in common?
What type of bean doesn't have protein?
What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?
What do you call a cowboy who pursues a career in banking?
Why did the peach come home from work early?
Why is an elephant braver than a hen?
Why is it a bad idea to get married by the Pacific Ocean?
What do you call a tiger running a copy machine?
I got my dad a fridge for Father's Day.
What's a bodybuilder's favorite food at Thanksgiving?
Why are maps such great therapists?
What animal keeps up with all the trends?
What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?
Why was the fish so smart?
Why do hogs make terrible dinner guests?
Why were the flies playing football in a saucer?
What monster likes to play April Fool's jokes?
What do you call a noodle in disguise?
Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?