What do you call it when someone asks for their coworker's hand in marriage?
A business proposal.
What did they call Superman after he totaled his car?
What should you do if someone parks their car on your lawn?
What do cats say when their basketball shot misses the basket?
What do you call a magical reptile?
What did you learn in school today, son?
Why do cats give such great massages?
Where do polar bears vote?
Why was the stadium steaming hot after the game?
Why are the brother and sister always cold?
What outfit is appropriate for a dinner in the Arctic?
What time is your dentist appointment?
What falls at the North Pole and never gets hurt?
Did you hear that H2O opened up a bike shop?
What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?
Where do vampires keep their money?
Why do math teachers love March?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of shirt?
What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?
Why does Jesus drive so much?
What do you say to a rabbit on its birthday?