Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?
Which Disney® princess makes the best judge?
What did one plate say to the other?
Which rockstar looks best in formal wear?
Did you hear about the vacuum cleaner that can cut your housework in half?
What words make the best athletes?
Which is the worst season?
What's a shoemaker's favorite dessert?
Where do chips wear socks?
What do you call a lemon that cleans things?
How do amoebas make calls?
Who is a bird's favorite superhero?
What did the stormcloud say when he was too full to eat dessert?
Why was the cow unable to run the race?
Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?
Which celebrity loves to read?
What did the cheddar cheese say to its dad?
What kind of bird can write?
What did the school bully have for lunch?
Which position in soccer always plans for the future?