What did the stormcloud say when he was too full to eat dessert?
Can I take a rain check?
What kind of things does a farmer talk about when he is milking cows?
What do you get when you put a car and a dog together?
What do trees wear to the lake?
Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?
When does the sun finally get to take a break?
What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls?
Why didn't the cheese want to hang out with the knife?
What did the French man say when he was asked if he plays video games?
What's the difference between cats and dogs?
Why did the pastry chef have 13 kids?
How much money does a skunk have?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite ice cream?
What is the tallest building in the world?
What kind of store would a dog own?
What's a dog's favorite type of Chex Mix™?
How does one gelatin greet another?
Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?
What did the boat say to the oar on Valentine's Day?
What do you call a tired tree?
Who does everyone's hair in space?