Why did the big cat marry someone so much younger than her?
Two silkworms got in a fight.
What did the teacher say when the horse walked into the class?
What do you call it when a dog is playing dead?
Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?
What's the only snack you have to eat while lying down?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of shirt?
Why can't Christmas trees sew?
Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?
Why are fish such good architects?
What did the boat say to the oar on Valentine's Day?
Why did the tadpole feel lonely?
What kind of hanger doesn't fit in your closet?
What do you call a pig that's out in the sun for too long?
Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?
Why was the moth so unpopular?
Why are ghosts always in trouble?
When's the best time to wash your Slinky®?
Why was the bee sad?
What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?