What is the tallest building in the world?
The library. It has the most stories!
When's the best time to wash your Slinky®?
What dog loves to take bubble baths?
Why did the turkey join the band?
What's a doll's favorite car?
What did the kitten say when it lost its favorite toy?
What kind of monkey flies to school?
What do you call a bee with a spell on him?
What do you get if you cross a pile of mud with a pig?
Why did the echo get detention?
Why did Grandpa put wheels on his rocking chair?
Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?
What do you call meat that is cooked incorrectly?
Why do bananas need to use sunscreen on their summer vacations?
Why did the lemon stop in the middle of the road?
What's a frog's favorite sport?
Why did the mountain cry all the time?
Why did the twins join the Air Force?
Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?
How did the zombie bodybuilder hurt his back?
Why do kittens know so much about church?