Why did the twins join the Air Force?
To become a pair a troopers.
What's a dog's favorite tooth?
What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?
What game does a rabbit always win?
What is the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?
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What's a dog's least favorite kind of shirt?
Why doesn't Winnie the Pooh™ wear shoes?
What is the unluckiest type of cat?
What type of fishing are dogs best at?
What would a feline order at Taco Bell®?
What did the Alaskan say when his TV stopped working?
Want to hear a joke about a balloon?
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Why are skeletons always hungry?
Which former US President gets most confused for money?
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What did the typhoons name their baby girl?
Why are surfers so good at conflict resolution?
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