Why did the twins join the Air Force?
To become a pair a troopers.
Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?
What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?
Why did the sun abruptly leave the pick-up basketball game?
Why was the bunny upset?
What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?
What's the best type of movie about waterfowl?
What school project did the plant have to turn in on Heritage Day?
Where do lawyers go for summer vacation?
Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?
Why did Granny put her cell phone in the fridge?
What food is a man's best friend?
How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?
Where do birds go to drink?
What kind of pizza loves to be in photos?
What do you get if you cross a bike and a flower?
Did you ever hear the joke about a boomerang?
Where do actors go to pray?
Why did the chicken go to the seance?
If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?
What board game do Navy service members love to play?