What would a feline order at Taco Bell®?
A purr-rito.
Who is the bees' favorite singer?
Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?
How do you warn a hockey player that he's about to be in trouble?
What goes up when spring rain comes down?
What did the teacher say about the pizza student?
What do ocean animals do when it snows?
Where do sheep get their hair cut?
What did the monkey say when the baboon stole its money?
What did the eggs say to the toast after a long day?
How do automobiles fly?
Why did the farmer call his pig 'Ink'?
What do dogs always eat for their birthday dinner?
Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?
Do you have a date for Valentine's Day?
Why do baseball players love bowling?
What do you call George Washington's birthday?
What's a science teacher's favorite type of tree?
Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?
Why did the bunnies go on strike?
What's a sled dog's favorite snack?