How do automobiles fly?
By car-go plane.
What should you do if someone parks their car on your lawn?
What is a math teacher's favorite sum?
Why is spending NYE in Times Square overrated?
What do you call a very small Valentine?
What was the first animal in space?
What kind of birds make the best thieves?
What part of the orchestra do rhinos play in?
How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?
Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?
Why was the math book sad in winter?
What do you call a penguin in the desert?
What's the most popular hairdo on a farm?
Where do tough ducks come from?
What is Earth, Wind, and Fire doing in September?
What is a waiter's favorite sport?
What Easter candy has tons of friends?
What nut can you never use a credit card to buy?
What siblings are always sad?
What farm animal is best at karate?
What do you say when someone tells you an obvious fact about Coke®?