How do automobiles fly?
By car-go plane.
Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?
Why did the dog have a bunch of dirt in its mouth?
What game can you play while eating dinner?
Which type of pigs constantly have foot problems?
What did the kids do when their treats were hidden on Easter morning?
What did the mother ghost tell the baby ghost when he ate his ice cream too fast?
What's a lizard's favorite cookie?
Where do ants go to eat?
What animal knows kung fu?
When is it bad luck to see a black cat?
What is sand's favorite movie?
Did you hear about the vacuum cleaner that can cut your housework in half?
What's a dog's favorite type of Chex Mix™?
Which forest animal loves to eat Lay's®?
What country has the most fish?
Who's a baby's favorite singer?
What is a math teacher's favorite sum?
What does an evil hen lay?
How do you get a country girl to like you?
What are baby potatoes called?