Why are goats so funny?
Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?
How do fall and winter say hello?
What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?
Who is the most obnoxious person in a garden?
Why are verbs more high-strung than nouns?
Where do fruit travel to on vacation?
What's a pumpkin's favorite game?
What do you call the Tom Cruise movie about ice cream?
What's the laziest vegetable?
What kind of bean never grows in a garden?
What do you say when you see someone after midnight on New Year's Day?
Why should you always eat dessert before bed?
Why is there so much gossip in a beehive?
How do you get to Tooth Island?
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?
What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?
What's a glow worm's favorite song?
What's the name of Iron Man's thieving younger brother?
What did one flame say to the other on Valentine's Day?