Why do pigs tell jokes?
Why is oxygen so wealthy?
Why do potted plants shower so much in April?
What did the cashier ask the herbalist at the checkout?
What's red and smells like blue paint?
What happens when a senator gets in trouble for speaking too long?
What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?
Why are the mountains so tired?
What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?
Why is furniture so generous?
Why did the botanist go to Harvard?
Which celebrity provides legal counsel on the side?
What building always gets stains on it?
Did you hear the joke about the roof?
Why was the father caterpillar so angry?
Where do sailors leave their boats when they aren't at sea?
Which celebrity loves to go on vacation?
Why is the number 4 so smart?
What bird is losing its hair?
How do you wash a lamb?