Why do potted plants shower so much in April?
Because April showers bring May flowers.
I can cut down a tree only using my vision...
What's the name of the winner of the chicken-eating contest?
What is a chicken's favorite vegetable?
Why was the fruit busy on Friday night?
What is the name of the story that combines science and Christianity?
What game can you play while eating dinner?
What dish does only a baseball player use?
What did the outlet say to the power cord on their date?
Which candy bar can't stop laughing?
What did the skeleton order at the bar?
Why did the turtle cross the road?
Why did Tarzan spend so much time on the golf course?
Where do fishermen look to hire more crew?
Why are cats terrible at telling stories?
Why are the mountains so tired?
Why did the teacher jump into the ocean?
Why is it impossible to believe anything a cow says?
Why is the snail the strongest animal?
Which fish go to heaven when they die?
What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?