Who is the most obnoxious person in a garden?
A gnome-it-all.
Where do baby ghosts go during the day?
What's the best thing to put into a pie?
What does one piece of bread say to the other?
What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?
What dog loves to take bubble baths?
What's worse than raining cats and dogs?
Why does the Easter Bunny have such a nice complexion?
Who granted the fish a wish?
How is a teacher's summer vacation similar to someone closing their eyes?
What's the ocean's funniest animal?
What's the loudest Christmas song?
What game do brothers play to annoy their sisters?
Why did Mickey Mouse™ become an astronaut?
Why doesn't sleet have any friends?
What happens when two monkeys get a divorce?
What's the difference between weather and climate?
What did the bee say to the flower?
Knock knock. Who's there? Spell. Spell who?
What do you call a puppy with a fever?
What happened to the scientist that really loved potassium?