Why does the Easter Bunny have such a nice complexion?
He eggs-foliates!
What happens when two monkeys get a divorce?
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?
Why did the train always get heated in an argument?
What is a math teacher's favorite dessert?
Why are groundhogs so grouchy?
What did the iceberg say to its dad?
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
What happened when Ben Franklin told a joke to the Liberty Bell?
Where do dads store their dad jokes?
Where does the stingray's husband hang out?
Why did the ice cream truck break down?
How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?
What is the number 3's favorite day to go shopping?
What is a cat's favorite candy on Easter?
What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?
What car can't keep a secret?
What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie?
What is Mike Tyson's favorite bowl?
How does the sun listen to music?
What is a cat's favorite math problem?