What do you call a pig who plays basketball?
I used to be addicted to not showering.
How do you motivate a watch to go to work?
Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?
What is a blue whale's favorite James Bond™ film?
What happened when the quarterback told a joke to his receivers?
Why did the snowman look through a bag of carrots?
What's the difference between a bad joke and a dad joke?
Why was the picture sent to jail?
What school supply is the queen of the classroom?
Why does the lower first base side smell the worst at a baseball stadium?
What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?
Why do legumes gossip so much?
Why did the doctor let his dog help with his patients?
Which accessory can you only wear in the car?
Why is it hard to ski on fresh snow?
Where do chips wear socks?
What did the shower say to the toilet?
What's the most masculine animal?
What animal has the most fun?