What happened to the shark who swallowed a bunch of keys?
Did you hear about the dogs that just started dating?
What does the cow say when her kid closes the barn door?
Guitarists are so stressed out.
How did the Vikings send secret messages?
What's a watch's eldest relative?
Which accessory can you only wear in the car?
Why are verbs more high-strung than nouns?
What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear?
Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?
The museum curator needed a break.
Why are sandals so indecisive?
Which animal is the best at trying new things?
What do Scottish toads play?
What do you call a singing rodent?
Which vegetables have the hardest time swallowing their food?
Why do vampires make terrible police officers?
Why do mice need oiling?
What did the school bully have for lunch?
What is a robot's favorite snack?