Why did the spider eat fireflies every evening?
Why do bees gossip?
Where do bees go to the bathroom?
Why can't Cinderella™ play soccer?
What bird is always sad?
Why did the goal post get angry?
Why did the lamb cross the road?
What do families sing when it strikes midnight on Thanksgiving?
Why do bowlers make terrible baseball players?
What do you call it when a dog is playing dead?
Why did Mickey Mouse™ become an astronaut?
What does one piece of bread say to the other?
She Needed Her Balance Checked!
What do you say to a really good barista?
What outfit is appropriate for a dinner in the Arctic?
Why don't poodles brush their teeth?
Why did the mouse get caught by the cat?
What do you say to the person who invented zero?
What type of fishing are dogs best at?
Which subject has two parts?