What did the monkey say when the baboon stole its money?
Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?
Where does the president keep his razor?
What kind of water does an angel like?
Why did the professor write on the window?
Why are pigs so good at building houses?
What's the best band to listen to in autumn?
What do basketball players and lawyers have in common?
What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals?
What does the Easter Bunny call the act of leaving his eggs all over?
What do you call a pig's sore eye?
Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?
I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?
What do you call meat that is cooked incorrectly?
What's a landscaper's favorite type of music?
Why are chemists so good at solving problems?
How do you send a message in the forest?
Why does the photon not need a suitcase?
What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?
What do you call it when Batman skips church?