What's the holiest insect?
A praying mantis.
What do you call a pig thief?
Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?
What's a magical horse's favorite vegetable?
Why was the cat so small?
What should you do if someone parks their car on your lawn?
What's the name of Iron Man's thieving younger brother?
What is a janitor's favorite movie?
What do vegetarians eat on Thanksgiving?
What's a parent's favorite type of music?
Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?
Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?
What is a mom's favorite game?
What do you give a sick lemon?
What did the sardine call the submarine?
Why do boneless wings scare so easily?
How do scientists freshen their breath?
Why did the lamb cross the road?
Why is a doctor always calm?
What's a reptile's favorite movie?
What type of songs did cows like to listen to in the 1950s?