What's a reptile's favorite movie?
The Lizard of Oz.
Why couldn't the sesame seed leave the casino?
Which superhero is here to solve world hunger?
Why did the senator bring cookies to the congress session?
What do you call poorly behaved winter wear?
Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?
Where did the hockey player get all his money?
Why don't koalas categorize as bears?
What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?
What kind of bee do teachers love?
What rock band loves Thanksgiving?
Want to hear a joke about a balloon?
What did the sun use for its sewing class?
What did the bat say to his girlfriend?
Why do you put peanut butter in the road?
Where do fishermen look to hire more crew?
Which superhero is best at baseball?
Why should you be careful playing against a team of big cats?
What utensil does water use to eat?
What's the most popular purse to wear at Christmastime?
My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.