What's a reptile's favorite movie?
The Lizard of Oz.
What game do bats excel at?
I'm not a bad putter.
What do you call a snowman's dog?
Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?
What is a Christian's favorite workout plan?
Why did the chicken win the Easter egg hunt?
What do you call bees that are best friends?
What cookies are best enjoyed outside?
Where do cows go on a worldly vacation?
How do eggs end a TV show?
What did people say when the baker went crazy?
What's a kitty's favorite book?
Why do diners never serve lobster?
What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe?
What did the mother rope say to her child?
Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?
What's the most popular hairdo on a farm?
Which former US President was always cold?
What do your grandma and the internet have in common?
What building always gets stains on it?