What did they call Dracula when he won the league?
The champire.
Which of the Lost Boys™ is the best cook?
What is the best way to study the Bible?
Why are kitten siblings always fighting?
What's a pirate's favorite color?
What is a canine's favorite toy to play with in the snow?
Where do automobiles have picnics?
What is a robot's favorite snack?
What did the panda give his dad on Father's Day?
What is a golfer's worst nightmare?
What did the dentist say to the beaver?
What's the ocean's favorite song?
Why did the coal worker never sing the melody in the choir?
What's a cat's favorite snack?
What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"
My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.
What dog never pays attention in class?
Where do fishermen get their hair cut?
What should your husband name his internet connection?
Why did the teacher jump into the ocean?
What's a frisbee's favorite type of music?