Why did Tarzan spend so much time on the golf course?
He was perfecting his swing!
What did the baby bird say on Halloween?
What's both a number one hit and a total failure?
What do sprinters eat before a race?
What do you get when you cross a cat with a lemon?
What happened to the dancer at Seafood Disco?
What's a duck's favorite TV show?
What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?
What do doctors do when a problem comes up?
What did the pear say to the celery stick?
What type of songs did cows like to listen to in the 1950s?
What did the portable fan say to the ceiling fan?
What do you call it when someone becomes a vegetarian?
What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?
What do you call a handsome runner?
Which plant has the best roar?
What's black and white and goes around and around?
Which president loved to take baths?
What kind of story do trees love to tell?
What are you studying in math?
What three words can solve all of Dad's problems?